Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts. Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.
