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  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • Them: Good morning! Me: Where?
  • Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.
  • The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
  • “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
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