When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message t… Commentary:"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. I hope this email makes you quit your job. I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back. I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.