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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.