Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Isn’t it funny how time works its magic on us like a fabulous fashion designer, constantly upgrading our style? 🕰️✨ Embrace the journey from good to even better, and strut your stuff with confidence on this runway called life! 💃🏽🔥 #GlowUpGoals

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