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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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"Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged done, growth, humor, learn, magic, personal, personal growth, self-care, spells, time, transformation, witchcraft on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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