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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.