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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you hav…

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you hav…

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"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, dating, end, humor, life, me, not for me, relationship, single, single life, something, unfortunately, want on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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