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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the str…

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the str…

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"Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, girlfriend, hot, i, know, people, relationship, street, walking, want on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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