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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.