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  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
  • It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
  • When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.