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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Oh, the age-old question of exes – the all too familiar "whys" that linger in our minds like a never-ending game of mental gymnastics 🤔💔 From pondering why it didn't work out to why they thought pineapple belonged on pizza, exes always leave us questioning life's mysteries! 😂 #ExFiles #WhysBeforeGuys

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, call, ex, humor, i, joke, relationship, why on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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