“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life? Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.” I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating. Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
