Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Sorry, I wasn't really listening but that's awesome, unless it isn't of course.

Commentary:
“Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to ‘awesome’ without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn’t a question… 🤷‍♂️😂”

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