One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully" Related Funny Posts 🤝 One year older today, and still no closer to growing up. When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love. The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.