I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! 🍷😜 Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! 🥂😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning? Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.