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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.