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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.