The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore. Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home. For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders. The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family. If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.
