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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.