My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how… Commentary:"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew. To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica. The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.