Commentary:
When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
Funny eats quotes
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
Commentary:
"Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"
My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.
Commentary:
"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"