Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.