I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.
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"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"

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