Commentary:
“Sure, I’ll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I’ve offended this year! Looks like I’ll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!”
I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?
Response
Ha! Someone’s got their priorities straight! 😂 I really appreciate this brand of peacekeeping. Certainly cuts down the apologies I’d have to make. I think I’m going to adopt this strategy for years to come! 🕊️🎉