I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?