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  • According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
  • I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
  • This alien invasion could have been an email.
  • Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.
  • You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.
  • Every time I watch ā€œThe Godfatherā€, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).