It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.