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  • Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.
  • Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
  • Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.
  • My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.
  • Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
  • Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.