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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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"Stepping into a new barber's shop is like walking a tightrope without a safety net – you never know if you'll come out looking like James Bond or Jim Carrey! 💇‍♂️😅 #Barberphobia"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged barber, change, every, fear, haircut, humor, men, new, trust, trying on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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