Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber. Commentary:"Stepping into a new barber's shop is like walking a tightrope without a safety net – you never know if you'll come out looking like James Bond or Jim Carrey! 💇♂️😅 #Barberphobia" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them. My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking. You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears. Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?