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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to…

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to…

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of colds – when we become the ultimate experts on our own sniffling miseries! 🤧😂 Just remember, sympathy and tissues are the best remedies in times of 'who's got it worse' debates! 🤷‍♂️ #ColdConfessions"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cold, comparison, happening, humor, illness, me, worse, yours on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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