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  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
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  • Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.
  • Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.
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