If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.
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Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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