If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.