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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.