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  • Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?
  • No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
  • Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.
  • How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.
  • Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.
  • I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.