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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Commentary:
🤥 "Surprise! Your online friend might just be your real-life accountability buddy in disguise! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, even behind the screen, honesty is the best policy! 😉 #CaughtRedHanded"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, actually, fake, humor, identity, joke, officer, probation, probation officer, relationship, surprise on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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