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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, humor, i, night, only, phone, rest, sleep, technology on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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