I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This plan… Commentary:"Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. 70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.