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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.