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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.