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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.