Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.
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"Plot twist: weed is addicted to me πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚ Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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