If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone… Commentary:"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol. I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not. Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation. The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
