Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided i… Commentary:"Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁♂️ #BodyPositivity" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. New year update: losing everything but weight. Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.” Life update: it’s getting worse.
