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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.