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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we…

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we…

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🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, animals, animals riding, before, horses, humor, just, ok, realization, ride, riding, thinking on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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