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  • People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
  • Netflix & by yourself.
  • Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.
  • Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.
  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.