Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?