Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
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"Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"

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