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  • I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.
  • I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
  • I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
  • I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
  • You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.