Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.
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"Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"

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