Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep. I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth. Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t. I wish people had mute buttons in real life. I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.