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  • My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
  • I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.
  • Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.