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  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
  • Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.
  • Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.
  • My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.